Can of NUTZ!
Y’all I just can’t make this stuff up. I wouldn’t say I hate fiction, it’s just that if I’m going to be reading, I want to be learning something, not reading “made up cr*p”. Sorry, that’s just how my brain works.
That said, this is not even SATIRE! An Alabama* former teacher**, is in the news for proposing a defense plan at a school for any would-be shooters. Are you ready? The plan is for students to throw canned food items at them. No, this is not from “The Onion”.
I keep waiting for the A.P.A. to come out with a diagnostic code for liberalism, and it hasn’t happened yet. I’m telling ya’, there is something squirrely going on in the pre-frontal cortices of these people.
Just to show you I didn’t make this UP! (At least the “W.F.” part is appropo).
W.F. Burns Middle School in Huntsville, Alabama is taking a very unconventional, and some may think idiotic, approach to student safety. The program, developed by a former teacher and SWAT officer, is called ALICE which stands for Alert, Lockdown, Inform, Counter, Evacuate. Sounds good? Well, wait until you hear the plan for countering.
In a letter sent home to parents, Priscilla Holley said, “As a result of school shootings throughout the United States and discussing with law enforcement on the best procedure to follow to keep our students safe, we are enhancing our procedure for intruders.”
What is the plan for enhancing their procedures in dealing with intruders? The district says students should be armed with canned goods to ward off a shooter in the event that one makes it onto school premises.
What do you think about kids fighting off a mass shooter with a can of tuna?
See the news story here:
*THIS, in and OF itself explains a lot.
**This “splains” even MORE.