Breakin’ da law…of THERMODYNAMICS!
We wouldn’t have the show “Cops” if there weren’t lots of people, LOTS, stupid enough to break man’s law, which is based on God’s Law.
But there are some people who break the Law of Thermodynamics by believing in evolution! Now that’s really dumb. Evolution breaks two static rules that are as immutable as the rule of gravity on earth.
Let me explain the second law first. If you leave town for the weekend do you come back home only to open your fridge, and find that the olives, capers, and tuna have assembled themselves into a Nicoise salad? Of course not!
That is the second law of thermodynamics which basically says that things left to themselves tend towards more disorder, not more order. In other words, an abandoned house eventually becomes rubble, not an upscale condo building with underground parking and a dog park with some of those cool little plastic bag dispensers for you-know-what.
The first law says that if your car runs out of gas, you are pretty much scr*wed because you can’t just pull “energy” from your bum…unless you count lighting…oh nevermind. Your car ain’t puttin’ ANY energy OUT, unless it gets some IN.
The first law, also known as Law of Conservation of Energy, states that energy can not be created or destroyed; it can only be redistributed or changed from one form to another.
The second law of thermodynamics says that the entropy of any isolated system not in thermal equilibrium almost always increases.
Well guess what peeps? EVOLUTION breaks both of those laws! There’s a third law too but I’ll be a good teacher and let y’all look that up because you should believe NOTHING anyone tells you (including your preacher) without YOU checking it out. Any decent preacher would encourage that.