A Night at the Musleum…
Kevin posted the piece referenced below, this past week. It got me to thinking; perhaps since Obama was expressing thanks to Muslims for their many “achievements and contributions to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.” We should build a museum for these people! We can call it a “MUSLEUM”!
O.K. Now my husband knows quite a bit about construction, so let’s lay this “puppy” out on paper first. OOPS! No dogs. My bad?
I’m thinking the outline or shape of the entire building should be that of a giant knife or machete; the bigger the better. It needs to be then painted; red. Yeah, I’m thinking blood-red.
The Musleum needs to have distinct areas reflecting different “themes” or genres. I’m thinking maybe:
“Artistic Ventures in Textiles” featuring prayer rugs, as well as paintings and tapestries of of notable decapitations,”honor” killings, stonings and pillaging.
“Hall O’ Hallal” Displays and dioramas of the special preparatory measures taken for dietary sustenance, and hopefully explaining that somewhat unique smell.
“Mall O’ Martyrs” The central “breezeway” or “mall” of the building will pay homage to our Muslims who before they were martyred accomplished notably high numbers of a) chopping off heads b) chopping off hands (4 hands=(1) head) c) blowing up innocent bystanders at an outdoor espresso bar d) beating of wives e) taking farm animals to “dinner and a movie” (forgetting BOTH of course) or e) mutilating young girls.
What do y’all think? I’ll get my husband to draw up some sketches.
Obama released a statement thanking Muslims for their many “achievements and contributions to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”
Read more at http://theblacksphere.net/2014/7/will-somebody-list-muslim-contributions-to-america#y4dV4rITjS7Uk17v.99