Use your HEAD!
While America sits back, we incur a massive influx of violent gangs through our border. *NEWSFLASH*, we have already been infiltrated. What some of the gangs and the Muslims have in common, is that both groups like to CHOP OFF HEADS! What are we going to do with all of these loose heads rolling around, pray tell? Sorry atheists.
I say we get a “jump” on the problem. Well, the first thing that comes to mind, is what with half of South American in our country now, “these” people love them some futball (otherwise known as soccer). Catch my drift?
How ’bout BOWLING? Who needs to buy an expensive bowling ball?
Croquet? Naw, I’m thinking heads might be a little big to get under the hoops.
Football? Why sure! There might even be some tresses to hold on to, to make running for a touchdown even easier!
Bocce ball? Sure!
Basketball? Absolutely! Dribbling might be a little tricky though….
Volleyball could be kinda dangerous…after all, you might get hit in the nose with a nose.
Hockey? It could work.
Tennis? No way Jose.
Golf? I’m sure Obama would be all for it, but the heads would never fit down the holes…especially if the head has ears like his.
Well, that is all I can think of for now, but we need to make sure and keep using our heads!
Hmmm, two heads,and four hands…all chopped off. Who would do such a thing?